Here are the contents of my refrigerator:
- 4 eggs
- 3 hard-boiled eggs
- cucumber eye pads
- three bottles of nail polish
- Trader Joe's tar tar sauce
- relish
- one bottle of Absolute Vodka
- five bottles of salad dressing (French, French with herbs, Cesar, Honey Dijon, and White Balsamic)
- mustard (spicy)
- fat free mayonnaise
- 350 grams ground beef
- a bag of pasta sauce
- one strawberry yogurt
- two blood orange yogurts
- garlic paste
- onion puree
- BBQ sauce
- Kinder chocolate milk & calcium sandwiches
- honey mustard
- herb-cheese spread
- creme frische
- sliced roast beef (rare)
- sour cream
- lemon juice
- lactose free milk
- one red bell pepper
- one and a half yellow onions
- celery
- one tomato
- a basket of cherry tomatoes
- three carrots
- the potato salad I made after school
- lemon flavored water
- lettuce hearts
- two apples
- bratsauce
- five fish sticks
- two hot dogs
- two pork fillets
- a loaf of American raisin bread
- my ice pack
- two bags of ice cubes frozen to the freezer
- one last strawberry-chocolate ice cream bar
Tonight's highlight:
"...misery loves company, but what it really craves is a crowd."The Tender Bar, J.R. Moehringer
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1 comment:
sounds like funkytown in your fridge.
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